A Knitter’s Worst Nightmare…

DUM DUM DUMMMMM….

gus4Oh, the terror!!

When I first got Gus, I was a little unsure. I’m not the sort of person who takes a pet home on a whim, and I wasn’t sure if I had entertained the idea of being a cat owner long enough before getting him. But when my sister offered to buy me a kitty as a Christmas present, it seemed like a great idea.

So we went shelter hopping (if you can call visiting two different shelters hopping), and after finding only adult cats at the Atlanta Humane Society, we moved on to Fulton County Animal Services around the corner.

While the facilities at AHS were clean and newly rennovated, Fulton County’s shelter was along the lines of what you would expect from a government-run facility…old, dimly lit, and rather smelly. But their adoptions were $20 cheaper than AHS, and more importantly, they had kittens. A LOT of kittens. I wanted to take them all home, it was so sad to see them all shut up in cages without anyone to love them, and housed in the same huge room as a ton of very loud dogs. Anyways. There were a lot of kittens, most of them black or dark brown…silly as it may sound, my sister has a black cat, and I didn’t want my kitten to match. I mean, I wouldn’t have based my final decision off of color, but for that reason, I had my eyes open for something different. And there was little orange Gus, sitting calmly at the front of his cage, watching us with a mellow, contented expression. I got him out of the cage and held him for a minute, and he just hung out. He had pretty coloring and seemed very sweet-tempered. But he was a little bigger and older than I had envisioned, so I put him back in the cage and held some of the little kittens again. My sister and I walked up and down the cages again, looking at all the kittens and trying to decide. Then I came back to Gus. He was sitting at the front of his cage as before, observing everything going on around him. I took him out again. This time he played with my hair. Maybe it was a whim, but I thought he was cute. I won’t say it was love at first sight, but he was the cutest kitten at the shelter, and his personality seemed similar to mine. We filled out all the paperwork, and were instructed to return in a few days to pick him up after he had been “altered.”

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On the way home, I had doubts. Was I even sure I wanted a cat? Did I want to clean out a litter box? Did I want to share the bed with a fuzzy little monster? Happily, I did not heed my doubts, and brought home a beautiful, bouncing, altered baby boy cat a few days before Christmas. He wasn’t perfect…we found out after the first day that he had troubling coughing fits that made him sound like he was dying. His eyes were runny, and he slept pretty much all day. We took him back to the shelter, where they told us he had an upper respiratory infection and gave me some antibiotics which, both to his delight and mine, I got to shove down his throat every twelve hours for almost two weeks. I got back to school and the antibiotics still hadn’t cleared up the coughing fits, and now he was sneezing and had eye boogies all the time. I took him to a local vet, who informed me my cat had cat herpes. Yes, herpes. I hated to laugh at him, but admit it, it’s a little funny. Apparently cat herpes manifests as upper respiratory problems, and is not an STD, lol. The vet assured me it’s not serious, and that little Gus would lead a relatively normal life. Except the awful coughing fits he still has…those are no fun. Hopefully they’ll go away after a while.

So we’re settling into a bit of a routine now. He still sleeps a lot, except at night, when once and a while he likes to lick my face, which is usually accompanied by a sneeze or two. Then there are those times when he decides the best place to sleep will be directly ON my face. Otherwise follows me around, hisses at my roommate’s dog, tries to sneak sips of whatever I’m drinking, and attacks anything that moves. My knitting, I believe, is his favorite target. I have to do it when he’s sleeping, otherwise he literally goes mad trying to kill my ball of yarn.

His interest in knitting is not limited to the yarn, either. I was blocking a scarf the other day, and almost as soon as I had it firmly pinned to the carpet, along comes Gus, pulling them out with his teeth. Every time I turned around he had another pin out of it! This, certainly, makes things slightly more difficult, but I don’t mind. It’s nice to have a little fuzzball waiting for you when you come home, and cuddling up with you in bed, and yes, even ripping pins out of your blocked knitting.

He always has to be in the middle of what I’m doing:

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He does have his own bed (see? off to the right?), but he’s just as often out of it as in it:

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It does make me feel like a little old lady when I’m knitting with the cat in my lap…kind of like Aunt Polly in Tom Sawyer. But I’ve found that I don’t mind so much. It’s nice having a furry little companion, even if he does make life (and knitting) a little more complicated. I had doubts before, but no longer…I’m so much better off with Gus in my life! I’m sure lots of you feel the same about your own pets. I always used to laugh at people who treated their pets like their children, but I think I’m beginning to understand.

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I love him bunches. I never considered myself a cat person…I’m all for dogs. Dogs and Gus. I guess that just makes me a Gus person. :)

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New obsession: Dyeing!

With pretty much nothing to do once Christmas was over, boredom led me to try Kool-Aid dyeing for the first time. I had a skein of KnitPicks bare sitting in my stash for at least a year now, and I decided it was about dang time I dyed it. I actually bought some acid dyes at the same time I got the bare yarn, but every acid dye tutorial I happened upon included a daunting list of supplies, and lots of warnings about how acid dyes were harmful, blah blah blah. During one of my searches I discovered that Kool-Aid was a much safer and simpler option, so I dove into the food-items-that-come-in-packets stash we keep in the pantry, and emerged triumphant with my dyeing materials. The first time I did it in my room (at my parent’s house), on top of my dresser, and somehow emerged with no permanent damage…

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I used the cold pour method as described in this excellent article on Knitty, and fared pretty well with it. I don’t think I’ll ever try doing it in my room again, though, considering the distance to the microwave. It’s pretty tough to move the thing without the darker colors dripping on the lighter colors, but it’s hard to notice once you knit it up. This was my end result:

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Which I was pretty satisfied with, considering it was my first time. I tried to do a variegated pattern, which more or less succeeded. The colors were surprisingly vivid, considering they come from a powdered drink mix. Kind of makes you wonder what color it turns your insides when you drink it.

Once I got back here to my apartment, I decided I was ready to graduate to food coloring. I purchased a box of Wilton’s Icing Colors from Hobby Lobby and realized I had reached a whole new level of complexity. I wanted to mix up my own colors and get all fancy with it, but I realized it’s a little easier said than done. Luckily I used leftover yarn from my stash to test my conconctions, because they turned out pretty darn ugly! So I’m currently working on a color chart of samples with different mixtures so I can figure out how to recreate colors I like. If I ever do succeed at this, I promise to post it. Alas, it’s a little easier said than done, because the icing colors are a little harder to measure than food coloring, which drips. The icing colors have more of a gel consistency, but you don’t need enough of it to use measuring spoons, so I’ll have to find a better way to measure. Right now, the method involves dipping a straw in the dye at approximately the same depth. Which, needless to saw, is not exactly precise. :)

So after a few failures with the icing colors, I finally achieved something I might actually consider knitting with:

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The blue at the top was supposed to be much darker than the blue on the bottom, but somehow they turned out almost the same color. Otherwise, I was amazed at the potency of the colors, considering the tiny amount of dye I actually used. Once I get it wound up, I’ll put up a picture and you guys can tell me what you think.

So I’m not very good at it yet, but I plan to get better. It’s getting the right color that’s hard, but I guess I’ll just keep experimenting on cheapo wool. Maybe my local yarn shop (which, consequently, I just discovered today!) will offer a dyeing class one of these days. That would be pretty cool. And if anyone has any tips for me, please share!

By the way, does anyone know why the yarn stinks so bad when you’re dying it? Even the skeins I did with Kool-Aid got a little rank when heated.

On a separate note, I’ve also become addicted to cables. I was warned it might happen, and it did. My knitting horizons are expanding quite rapidly! That’s what happens when you have the comprehensive works of Jane Austen and Mark Twain, as well as a hefty list of Native American literature, to finish by the end of the semester. My solution? Download the book on tape, load up the needles, press play and knit away. Then, when you can’t stand to hear another word, get up and dye something.

On an even more separate note, despite all the assigned reading I have, I somehow found the time to start reading Jane Eyre. I’m about 300 pages in and I’m in LOVE with it. Can I get an amen?

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A little late, but Happy New Year!

So I’m back! Sorry for disappearing. The holidays gave me a bad case of the do-nothings, particularly after Christmas, but I got plenty of crafty things done! I plan to devote a blog post to each of these, but until then I’ll do a brief overview. Let’s see, first there was cookie baking:

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Then there was Kool-Aid yarn-dyeing:

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Oh yeah, and my latest project…The Great American Afghan! I’m about three squares in, but sadly left the book at my parents’ house, so I’ll have to wait until I go back to do more. Here are the squares I have so far (second two aren’t completely finished yet):

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My knitting often gets interrupted by my Christmas present, who is rather fond of yarn:

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His name is Gus. He’s my new little buddy. Although, I’ll admit, it’s a lot harder to knit with him around!

More to come shortly. :)

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Baby It’s Cold Outside…

So I made mittens! I knocked these out in two nights, one while I should have been studying, and the other while watching the 2005 BBC version of Bleak House to review for the final I have today. It was actually surprisingly good, especially if you’ve read the book, and if you have Netflix you can watch it online. That is, if you’re like me and need a Dickens fix every now and then.

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I used the Lychee Mittens pattern, which I found on Ravelry. I think my gauge must have been off though, because they turned out a teeny bit too small (mostly in the thumb). But not enough to bother me. The best part? They only cost $4, using a super-soft and cozy skein of Bernat Cottontots in “Dollhouse.” Plus they’re machine washable. AWESOME.

In my opinion, knitting is a winter craft. I knit year-round, of course, but I get much more enthusiastic when it’s chilly outside. After all, it’s hard to think about hats and mittens when you’re sitting by the swimming pool in the blistering Georgia heat! Christmas, especially, gets me in the mood.

And now for something completely different: my Christmas playlist! Every year brings a new round of Christmas covers, and every year I find new ones I like. Not all of these are new, but they are great! Check ‘em out, they should all be on iTunes.

1. Celebrate Me Home, Kenny Loggins
2. Last Christmas, Glee Cast Version
3. The Man With the Bag, Kay Starr, Merry Mixmas Version
4. Love Came Down at Christmas, Jars of Clay
5. I Heard the Bells, Mike Schmid
6. Ave Maria, Josh Groban (anything on his Christmas album is absolutley magnificent)
7. My Grown-Up Christmas List, Michael Bublé
8. Rocking, Shawn Colvin
9. Merry Christmas Baby, Hanson
10. Mary’s Boy Child, Boney M

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Scrub-a-dub-cupcakes!

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As promised, here are the cupcake washcloths! Pretty cute, huh? I’ll admit, they’re not as neat and tidy as I would like…but I kind of made them up as I went along, so I think they turned out pretty well, considering!

I actually was inspired by this pattern, but the minute I saw the words “provisional cast-on” I bolted. Sad, I know. I’m such a wimp when it comes to learning new techniques. I mean, I’ll eventually get around to it. Eventually. When I find a pattern too adorable to resist, and I can’t find a way around it. I mean, I’m sure it’s a whole lot easier to learn than I imagine, but when I see a shortcut I usually take it. When I think I can get away with it, at least. : )

Because this pattern was too adorable to resist, but I decided I could get around the provisional cast on by knitting the two pieces separately and then sewing them together with a tapestry needle. A lot of times those sorts of experiments don’t work out for me (I tend to improvise a lot with my knitting), but this time it went fine.

So if you’re like me, and aren’t in the mood for a provisional cast on, here’s what I did. Fair warning, this isn’t really a legit pattern. If you’re not comfortable with my somewhat loosey goosey instructions, I urge you to use the pattern linked above. My pattern is more about, let’s say, experimentation. In fact, it’s just one example of my make-it-work approach to knitting, crafts, and life in general. It’s all about improv, baby.

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They call me Campbell for a reason…

Campbell Soup

So here’s the recipe for the best tomato basil soup you’ll ever taste. It might not look like much, but don’t be fooled. One taste and you’ll never buy the canned stuff again! The great thing is it’s super cheap, super easy, and super simple to memorize. I don’t remember where it came from originally, but whoever came up with it is genius.

The original version is pretty high in fat, so I usually modify it to make it a little healthier. I’ve noted my substutions in parentheses.

Tomato Basil Soup
1 28-ounce can whole tomatoes
1 6-pack of tomato juice in cans (about 4 cups, if you’d rather buy the jug)
1 cup heavy whipping cream (You can substitute with light whipping cream or half & half…I’ve never tried it, but plain old milk would probably work fine too)
1 stick butter (I always substitute Smart Balance 50/50 butter…it’s very good, and much healthier!)
Fresh basil leaves (I usually use somewhere between 10 and 20 depending on their size)

Combine tomatoes and tomato juice in large pot and simmer over medium-high heat for 30 minutes. Here’s the only part that’s a little difficult: you’ve got to get it in the food processor. I have a hand blender, which makes this part infinitely easier, because you can do it right in the pot. So if you have a hand blender, you’re in luck! Otherwise, you’ll need to transfer it into your food processor, probably in two or three batches. This is how I made it the first time, and it can get really messy and really hot…be careful not to burn yourself. You could just go ahead and buy a hand blender. They’re only around $25, and they’re abundantly useful! Either way, add the basil leaves and get everything chopped up real nice.

Once you’ve got a nice, smooth consistency, add the cream/milk and butter stick. Stir until butter melts, and enjoy!

Not exactly sure how many servings you’ll end up with, but I usually store mine in the fridge and get 5 or 6 meals out of it. It’s the perfect comfort food for those cold, wintry days.

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On Notice

I’ve decided to start an “On Notice” board, a la Stephen Colbert. It will be a list of people and things that, in my opinion, deserve to be regarded with suspicion, or at least with significantly raised eyebrows.

So who is first to go On Notice? People who dress their wine bottles.

That’s right.

ON NOTICE:
1. People who dress their wine bottles.

More to come.

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Les Bonbons Tricotés!

…knitted candy!

Don't they look good enough to eat?

So this is part one of what I’m giving my lucky roommates for Christmas. Cute, right? But what are they, you ask? Well, the pattern I used calls them “Tribbles.“  But that name freaks me out. I don’t know why it freaks me out. I think maybe it sounds too much like “dribbles” which makes me think of basketball…although, they do kind of look like basketballs. What can I say, my mind works in mysterious ways. And when I say mysterious, I really just mean weird.

Anyway, I’m not sure what their intended purpose is, but I’ve decided to market them to the girls as face scrubbers. Which is why I’ve been calling them “Face Candy” in place of “Tribbles” (still freaked out). Doesn’t that pink one look just like a peppermint? I’m going to wrap them in clear paper and tie the ends like candy. Super cute, right? But yeah, face scrubbers, cause they’re really soft and squishy but small, making them easy to keep the rest of you dry when all you need to wash is your face. Plus, they knit up incredibly fast, which is good for me, having also foolishly committed to making socks for each member of my family this Christmas. I’m only a sock in a half through that pile, but I try to avoid such troubling thoughts.

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So they’re each getting three of those and a cupcake washcloth which has really upped the cuteness ante for me. I don’t know why food items and bathing go together (all my bath products are either fruity, vanilla, or coconut), but they really do. Yum.

The best part? Both projects are using up yarn I’ve had stashed for YEARS. Yarn that had begun to fear it might never see the light of day ever again. So now all of my cotton yarns have discovered their purpose in life: washcloths. They’re quick, useful, and very cute. Especially when shaped like food. You’ll see the truth in this when I post the cupcakes.

I was inspired to do washcloths by my awesome Aunt Lindsey over at Five Healthy Hearts. A while back she did a post on Wavy Wipers, two of which she gave me at Thanksgiving. SO cute! I’m going to have to make some of those to replace the sponges in our kitchen, which seem to smell like mildew no matter how many times I run them through the dishwasher. Then you touch them and your hands smell like it and it’s gross. You can put knitted sponges in the washing machine! Problem solved.

I’m pretty convinced, however, that my next project on my mind trumps all in the cuteness department. It’s a Knit Dish Cloth Dress, which adorably acts as both a dish cloth and a dress for your Palmolive. Some people are so creative…I’m jealous, but grateful!!

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So here I am!

So I’ve been meaning to start a craft blog for a long time. Years, even. It shouldn’t surprise anyone that I decide to get around to it now, when I have two papers and four finals lying in wait. Yes, my timing is always that awesome.

Yeesh, first blog post. Awkward. I mean, as of right now, exactly no one knows this exists. But hey, I’ve been talking to myself all day (whispering really, so as not to worry my roommates), I might as well write to myself. In the hopes that someday someone might happen upon this.

So I guess I’ll introduce myself first…

I’m Campbell (yes, that’s my first name). I’m 23 and an English major at UGA (Go Dawgs and all that). Don’t ask what year, because I honestly don’t know. All I know is I am two papers, four finals, and two semesters away from graduating. So close, and yet…so very, very far away.

Oh yeah…and I love crafts. Knitting and sewing are my personal favorites, though knitting is favored right now because it’s portable and my sewing machine is at my parents’ house. I also design the occasional website and write the occasional spot of fiction. I also love to cook, so maybe I’ll include some of that in my posts. You know, on the nights I make something other than mac and cheese. I’ll be like one of those cool stay-at-home moms with a blog about all the nifty crafty things she does, except minus the kids. We’ll just say I’m in training. Can you be a crafty stay-at-home mom and a feminist? I really hope so, because I’d love to be both. Maybe a bestselling romance novelist too, or a home business tycoon. Asking too much? Possibly. But I digress. (something that happens all the time, trust me).

In the interest of distracting myself further from my studies, I think I’ll go ahead and put a post together about the cute knitted gifts I’m making my roommates for Christmas this year. That will be fun. Be on the lookout for it soon! (That was me practicing for the rabid popularity this blog will someday enjoy)

(And I promise not to have this many parentheticals in the future…)

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